1. you dont have to wear boardshorts with you swimsuit! they are acceptable when surfing or boating or for attire to coverup to and from the pool. girls its ok to show your legs. you dont have to wear g's while swimming everyone knows that. moms please teach your teens to do routine maintenance down there (shave bikini lines and there would be no problem) ps the boy cut swim bottoms...not cute! shave, wax or laser!
2. no white wife beaters! when white gets wet we can see through it! i can still see your bikini you are trying to hide and wet shirts cling to fat rolls...hello doesnt make you look any skinner!
3. girls if you need more support in your suit its not ok to wear a sports bra, bandeau bra or any bra with your suit! i know they sell extra support suits...get one!
4. visors are out. your scalp/part still gets burt and the sun reflects off the water so your face gets burned too...so whats the point? to keep your hair out of the face? two words-hair tie!
5. saggy suits are no good...chuck them! i saw tons of little kids running around with their crotch sagging by their knees. not only did it hurt my heart/eyes, but you know they have to be uncomfortable. get what fits...its possible, its spandex!
6. push ups are not needed before you enter the pool...no joke we saw a bro do some push ups, take off his shirt and hit the pool...sad thing is he was married with kids.
7. the lifegaurds need to act like they love their job and are having fun. they should get up from their chairs while blowing their whistle so kids can understand whose attention they are trying to get and then they look like they are actually working for their money...not teens lazily lounging getting nice tans.
8. buy legit swimwear...no one likes to see jorts (jean shorts), basketball shorts or a tank top and shorts wet with them in the pool. its not a washing machine!
ok now im feeling mean so ill stop, but i could think of more lessons that need to be addressed. all in all it was a fun day. brads friend hunter ended up coming to the pool and kept brad busy while i caught some rays. then we finished up the afternoon by shopping and eating dinner at the loco lizard in park city! great saturday!
